August 7, 2007
An update for the concerned
To all who may be concerned about my physical well-being: Soon after Preacher's Wife threatened me with the bat I left town for a few days on business. I am still away. It is not that she is a dangerous woman. If you know her, or keep up with my blog you know I love her dearly. She is a very loving person. She just wants her carpets cleaned. I can understand that. I just know I am not going to be the one to clean them. And I am talking this way because I am still out of town on business. Sweetheart, if you are reading this please call Stanley Carpet Cleaners before their summer sale is over.