January 17, 2006

You may be a Red Neck if.....

When we first moved into our home in San Antonio I was so excited to see a hot tub under the gazebo. I filled it with water and fired it up, and it worked beautifully for a few months. It wasn’t long though until its age began to show and finally it had to be put out of commission. There is just no feeling like sitting in a hot tub on a cool morning, drinking coffee. I was sad to see it go, but yesterday my excitement returned when preacher’s wife ok’d the purchased of a new one. Those things are like buying a new car, so when I asked the lady in the showroom if I could slide off my clothes and give it a test drive, preacher’s wife came unglued. I think she had visions of seeing me naked in that big, steamy, beautiful, hot tub. So I just settled for sticking my arm in and feeling the pressure of the jets. On the way home she informed me there would be no parading naked to the hot tub. It was then I realized that she had seen me in the past, making my way from the house to the hot tub. It just never made sense to get dressed, walk 50 feet, get undressed and do the same on the way back. After much discussion, we came to a compromise when I assured her that I would use a towel. She looked me over real good and then said, "Pull in here at Wal-Mart and I will run in a get a couple of beach towels". She just has a way of ending a good conversation. Well, it's morning and we are speaking again and I can hardly wait until Friday. Check back. I will be posting pictures.

3 comments:

Granna said...

Pictures of what???!!!!

Cotton Eyed Joey said...

Parading around...E- Z, I have a vivid (not to be confused with a graphic) imagination. Come on, Son of a Preacher, wouldn't you agree there is way too much information here? I mean do you think your guests will care to enjoy the hot tub after this blog...? Wait a minute... I see what's going on here!

Anonymous said...

RATING: R